Sometimes you just can't make it up.
Having spent seven years putting together plans for the greatest expansion of the Internet, and with applications for potentially thousands of new extensions due to open in just over a month, ICANN should be riding high.
Instead it is the focus of not one but two Senate hearings this month and a huge campaign that includes giants such as Procter & Gamble, Hewlett Packard, JC Penny, Johnson & Johnson and Kellogg's to get ICANN to either delay or restructure the program.
ICANN's response? Nothing.
More press coverage came yesterday from a single response from FTC chair Jon Leibowitz than ICANN has achieved in six months with a $1.5 million communications budget.
Asked about the new gTLD program, Leibowitz said he was "very, very concerned" about it and that it has "the potential to be a disaster for consumers and for businesses".
ICANN's response? Um... Nothing.