Costa Rica is shaping up to be one of the biggest ever ICANN meetings with anywhere between 1,500 and 75,000 people expected to attend.
Over five days, between 100 and 5,000 sessions will be held in 600 different meetings rooms (or possibly 12). A huge range of topics will be covered - anywhere up to 2,000. It depends. We'll let you know once it over.
Imagine if you went to a supermarket and looked at the price next to the apples: "Fresh Granny Smiths: buy now for between 25 cents and $12.50." You complete your shop. That'll be $3,271.50, please. Sorry, I meant $65.43.
This is the world according to ICANN. It opened applications for new gTLDs on 12 January; it will close them on 12 April. In the meantime, it knows exactly how many applications for particular Internet extensions there are.
And yet for reasons that continue to elude those not living on Planet ICANN, no one is allowed to know what that number is.
Lies, damn lies, and TAS registrants
What we do have is the number of registrations in the application system. But isn't that the same thing? Well, no. Each registration allows for up to 50 actual applications, ICANN keeps reminding us. Some people will apply for one string; some for 50.
But that's not all: multiple applicants are also registering separately for different applications. Some of the time. So there may be overlaps. Then again, there may not. We don't know, but ICANN does.